augie sez.

speculating on humor and life's meaning
no claims made to the veracity of anything

augie says some strange stuff (sometimes out loud)

may hath 31 days. this is one of them.

pre-post modernist on board

just because it's a good movie doesn't mean augie has to like it.

augie doez not understand how so many teenagers live to adulthood.

how can you be in augie's way when augie doesn't know where he's going?

not all four letter words have only four letters.

reading is unnatural. reading is subversive. reading is fun.

i so want boot-cut jeans to come back in style.

it be may. may be, may be not.

ambidexterous

got some flavonoids augie can borrow?

friend davId sez : It's such a fine line between stupid, and uh..."

augie does not need any pickleball equipment

augie wantz to know why we keep treating the world like a toilet

friend louis sez: i am shocked, shocked! to find that gambling is going on in here!

does this dress make my hips look fat?