augie sez.
speculations on humor and life's meaning
augie is still not sure what he wants to be when he grows up.
cradled in the arms of Libra.
augie sez you can age without growing old
sometimes a job is just a paycheck that funds the life you actually want to live
for every right answer there are many many wrong answers
augie puts his pants on two legs at a time just like everybody else
love is a soggy cardboard box
if the answer is 'more stuff,' you might want to rephrase the question
peak hurricane season a-comin' soon!
friend marc says don't overwhelm yourself
belief fuels the spirit
friend studs says jobs are not big enough for people
friend lars sez life is too short to worry about things out of your control
contrary to rumors, paul is not dead
what exactly is education supposed to do?
le fin d'augiezmonth!
why shouldn't augie converse with the cat?
real men will eat quiche, if they can find it on a menu
augie just remembered he has a dominant eye
augie is not his stuff, 'cept maybe his books, 'cuz you know
augie joins judy and sandy in asking who knows where the time goes?
the mid of augiezmonth!
friend Chris sez: stop ingesting the pink slime of AI slop.
there are no pigeons in augie's neighborhood. augie believes that's because there are no statues here
machine talk: yes-no. 1-0. on-off
if today is the first day of the rest of your life, well, happy birthday!
agnosticism is to belief as belief is to agnosticism.
primo augiezmonth!
if you think augie repeats himself, you would be right
we are all philosophers, philosophize, commit to philosophy, knowing no other way to live
augie doez not believe that if you can't say anything nice, say nothing at all
'augie always tells the truth' is a lie. augie always tells a truth
augie always forgets the 'never use absolutes' rule
mostly augie wants great, but sometimes 'good enough' will do
let's just keep that your little secret
Bastille Day + 5
augie makez no resolutions, claims, warranties or guarantees
shun the frumious bandersnatch, my frabjabous boy!
someplace in the western Pacific, tomorrow is already happening
augie iz of many opinions
if mimes could talk, augie might consider it as a profession
relax: to lax again
