augie sez.
speculations on humor and life's meaning
caution: augie is generating large quantities of nasal moisture
the mid of augiezmonth!
friend Chris sez: stop ingesting the pink slime of AI slop.
there are no pigeons in augie's neighborhood. augie believes that's because there are no statues here
machine talk: yes-no. 1-0. on-off
if today is the first day of the rest of your life, well, happy birthday!
agnosticism is to belief as belief is to agnosticism.
primo augiezmonth!
if you think augie repeats himself, you would be right
we are all philosophers, philosophize, commit to philosophy, knowing no other way to live
augie doez not believe that if you can't say anything nice, say nothing at all
'augie always tells the truth' is a lie. augie always tells a truth
augie always forgets the 'never use absolutes' rule
mostly augie wants great, but sometimes 'good enough' will do
let's just keep that your little secret
Bastille Day + 5
augie makez no resolutions, claims, warranties or guarantees
shun the frumious bandersnatch, my frabjabous boy!
someplace in the western Pacific, tomorrow is already happening
augie iz of many opinions
if mimes could talk, augie might consider it as a profession
relax: to lax again
July Fooooouuuuurrr!
augie sez areopagitica! say it with him! areopagitica!
augie never had carne asada, but it's got a cool name
what you call reindeer, augie callz nordic pit bulls
on his home planet, augie is considered normal
anything is going to offend someone
augie probably won't die leading a revolutionary cadre in the mountains around Lake Titicaca
June: busting out like it's leaving Alcatraz
anyone can be augie, but augie wonders why they want to be.
the future is not all it’s cracked up to be
actually, nothing is what it’s cracked up to be—even augie
augie's mileage may (and does) vary from government estimates
don't squat when you're wearing spurs
live your life playing the part you want to play
Count Rugen sez: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything
it is now hurricane season. are you ready?
augie wantz to reclaim the em dash from the evil clutches of the AI puppetmasters
explore your curiosities
friend dude sez, Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
they call me yellow mellow (quite rightly)
keep moving. objects in motion are harder to hit
if you believe in reincarnation, death is only temporary
way too often, augiez second thought chases his first thought away
may hath 31 days. this is one of them.
just because it's a good movie doesn't mean augie has to like it.
augie doez not understand how so many teenagers live to adulthood.
how can you be in augie's way when augie doesn't know where he's going?
not all four letter words have only four letters.
reading is unnatural. reading is subversive. reading is fun.
