augie sez.
speculations on humor and life's meaning
augie is still not sure what he wants to be when he grows up.
July Fooooouuuuurrr!
augie sez areopagitica! say it with him! areopagitica!
augie never had carne asada, but it's got a cool name
what you call reindeer, augie callz nordic pit bulls
on his home planet, augie is considered normal
anything is going to offend someone
augie probably won't die leading a revolutionary cadre in the mountains around Lake Titicaca
June: busting out like it's leaving Alcatraz
anyone can be augie, but augie wonders why they want to be.
the future is not all it’s cracked up to be
actually, nothing is what it’s cracked up to be—even augie
augie's mileage may (and does) vary from government estimates
don't squat when you're wearing spurs
live your life playing the part you want to play
Count Rugen sez: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything
it is now hurricane season. are you ready?
augie wantz to reclaim the em dash from the evil clutches of the AI puppetmasters
explore your curiosities
friend dude sez, Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
they call me yellow mellow (quite rightly)
keep moving. objects in motion are harder to hit
if you believe in reincarnation, death is only temporary
way too often, augiez second thought chases his first thought away
may hath 31 days. this is one of them.
just because it's a good movie doesn't mean augie has to like it.
augie doez not understand how so many teenagers live to adulthood.
how can you be in augie's way when augie doesn't know where he's going?
not all four letter words have only four letters.
reading is unnatural. reading is subversive. reading is fun.
